dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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