how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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