i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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