I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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