doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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