So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pappa wants mamma naked
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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