i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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