Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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