Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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