it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Is it penis luge time yet?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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