your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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