Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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