yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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