Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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