i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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