i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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