ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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