why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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