what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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