i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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