you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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