I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She told me I should be a condom model.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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