found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize