I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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