This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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