i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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