Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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