I wish I could punch you in the face.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
that's an acceptable place to lick
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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