There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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