Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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