How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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