I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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