Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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