That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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