New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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