Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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