Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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