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I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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