Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I forgot how hot balto sounded
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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