3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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