My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
