it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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