it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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