Your tits are I can't wait for
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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