how hairy? two words: wookie tits
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My life is pants optional.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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