Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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