Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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