Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I enjoy the company of your penis
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
