we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
