I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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