Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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