I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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