my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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