I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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