Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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